The Delirium Beer or the Town that Couldn’t Sleep

2021.11.27 02:03 doctorbooshka The Delirium Beer or the Town that Couldn’t Sleep

I’m writing this now because I don’t have much time left. The delirium virus has infected the whole town including me. By this time tomorrow half the eastern seaboard will be infected too. Who would have thought staving off Covid that we would all end up being infected with the most dangerous of things: the inability to sleep.
I wish I could say that I had nothing to do with this but sadly that just isn’t the truth. You see I work in a small southern town in the United States. So small that everyone knows everyone. What started as something to benefit the town has since turned into a nightmare. As most nightmares start, this one was formed in the bowels of our town council.
About a month ago as the world started to reopen our town decided that it was important to make this holiday season the best one yet. Parades, Christmas tree lightings and a special day to shop local products. They called it “Buy Local Monday” and was planned to be the Monday before Thanksgiving.
I work for the local brewery. We decided that we had to make a special beer for that week and that we would sell it exclusively that week. We were happy to do it because we knew how much business it would bring in. Plus it gave us an excuse to make a speciality beer for the event and we loved to experiment.
This started my boss and I down a path of finding what exactly we could do different for this special beer. We went through various lists of ingredients until we found something we haven’t ever seen before let alone used in a beer: The Delirium Blend.
We had stumbled upon a website that sold exclusive blends of teas. List of ingredients in Latin we could barely understand with very simple descriptions.
Delirium Blend:
“ A fine exotic blend of teas used by necromancers from the Middle Ages. Causes mild hallucinations and alertness. Manufactured in Point-Saint-Esprit, France.”
Being the adventurous brewers we were and not finding any law that forbade us from using exotic teas in beers we brewed it up. It would be two weeks until the product was ready and I had a vacation lined up right before the release.
I arrived back into town and the local markets were buzzing. It seems like things were going great. We sold a few kegs and lots of cans. People were getting ready for thanksgiving and I didn’t blame them.
Everything seemed alright until we started to get the phone calls.
“I drank a 4 pack of your beer last night and can’t get to sleep.”
“What did you put in that brew. I keep having hallucinations and my eyes won’t shut.”
When they first started happening we just told them to to to get checked out by the doctor. There shouldn’t be enough caffeine in the tea we used to cause this and even if it did then the side effects would have to taper off eventually.
Soon social media posts began to spread about our jacked up energy beer. This actually caused something weird to happen. While it turned off some, people actually were coming in specifically because of the effects it was causing. We slapped a warning label on the beers and were selling it at a premium.
Wednesday would be our busiest night of the year as it was every year. Something about being around family causes one to drink and consistently every year is our busiest night. That is when the nightmare began.
All was usual. Usual drunks. The families with the screaming kids. Food trucks. A band. Everything was going smooth and we were taking in money. Until we turn on the news.
“A riot has begun to take place at the Arboretum. Many people who were camped out for early shopping deals have turned on each other. At least 4 people have been bitten by other people. A TikTok showing a woman with bloodshot eyes attacking a young man is circulating the Internet now. In the video she bites the man and is continual heard saying “I can’t sleep. Stop the pain. I’m hungry.”
More at 11
All of us were shocked that this was happening but it didn’t stop the drinks being poured and the talk began. Everything seemed a bit normal until we heard a car crash happen outside the brewery. It was a bus filled with elderly people on their way back from the Country Kitchen. It wasn’t that bad of an accident but the elderly began to stumble out covered in blood. It wasn’t their own blood.
“Feed me.”
The voices echoed from the bus.
One by one the old folks stumbled out. Blood dripping from their mouths. Eyes wide open. It wasn’t until we saw the little old woman with someone’s gnawing on a human hand where we all snapped out of our confusion.
We began to barricade the brewery and everyone got inside. The elderly were banging in windows. Their eyes were the scariest part. Looked liked they had not slept in days.
That’s when we heard screams coming from the bathroom. A young woman emerged carrying what looked like the bottom half of her husband. A trail of intestines followed as she shambled into the bar.
“I’m so tired and hungry”, she said as she starting munching on the insides of her now deceased husband. The whole brewery started flipping out and people rushed out the back door. I barricaded myself in the office.
Ive been here for hours and I can here them outside. Begging for sleep and on so hungry. I hope someone can save us but it seems the town is over run. I can’t sleep and I’m so hungry. So very hungry. Just need sleep and some food.
So hungry…
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2021.11.27 02:03 magicoffaces I got through a week of work without breaking down.

I know this doesn't seem like much to most people. But I got a new job and made it through one week without breaking down...
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2021.11.27 02:03 KilluaZami Cycling w/ PCT vs. Blasting and Cruising

Hey guys.
So a friend of mine just started juicing. He did his first cycle and is using a TRT dosage since then, he has committed to do this for life while doing cycles periodically.
Since I'm considering going on my first cycle next summer, I wonder if his approach is generally a good idea, when you're just starting out using steroids. I'm really worried about being able to get off TRT after a couple of years, when other things besides looking good at the beach and fucking superficial girls become more important to me. I don't want to impede my health for the rest of my life and deal with erectile dysfunction or even being able to make kids. On the other hand having to deal with PCT and all the negatives of cycling might be worth considering aswell. I read that the hormonal fluctuations might cause problems psychological problems. So basically I am considering what would cause the least amounts of risks.
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